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Friday 30 November 2012

THE FUNNY NOISE.

Icing on the cake!

When finally you calm down and plan to ignore what this "IRRITATING FEMALE" is doing.
She gets up to bring coffee and then MAKES WEIRD NOISES, sudak sudak etc! I dont know how to write those noises down and there you go! You feel like murderingggggggggggg yourself now!

STAB STAB STAB HER LORD! else make me DEAF!

How HOW how HOW can someone not realise that they are sitting in an office and they are not supposed to just drink it making that WEIRD NOISE!

Plus , someone tell them its bad to peep into other people's laptop and they need to stop telling everyone what they like. Because no one is interested in knowing that she likes extra sugar in coffee!

Be KIND God. BE KIND TO HUMANS and stop manufacturing such PEOPLE.

BECAUSE WE HAVE ENOUGH STUPIDITY AROUND TO DEAL WITH.


#IN MURDER MODE.
FML!

Divya

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Thursday 29 November 2012

BAMM! Killing people for social service should be LEGAL!

The last thing you want to happen to you at the place you are interning is finding a bunch of people who are RETARDS , LOSERS AND IRRITATING!

I am not one of the brightest ones, but atleast I dont keep poking my nose in everyone's business or flaunting about what brand my shoes or clothes are from, or telling people about we know more than you.
GOOD FOR YOU ! 
If you are richer, smarter and better . GO INTERN SOMEWHERE ELSE!

If I would not have been courteous I would have told her/him about how stupid, lame and good for nothing they all are!

You are one year ahead, AWESOME, what do I do about it? Do what? Worship you?
Had you been that smart, you wouldn't be interning in the firm I am! blah!

Yes, I feel I could punch, rather shoot some people so there would be less of dumbness around!
Awesome right?
and lesser people, so we could develop faster, because they wont let India be a developed country with the minds they have!!

With this , I would say, Lucky are you people reading this, who dont have them as your co-interns.
Though there are some who are nice, sweet and yes HAVE BRAINS!!!

*KILL STUPID PEOPLE*

Divya
xx

Tuesday 27 November 2012

Its Nice, Its GOOD! Day #1 INTERNSHIP!

The Feeling of REAL INTERNSHIP!
Finally after struggling with finding a place to stay in Mumbai, I somehow settled and was pretty nervous about DAY ONE!

I thought everybody would be all you know, "head up, we dont talk to kids" kinda!
And happy to discover it isnt like that!
I somehow got up at 8.30, got ready, left the place where I am putting up around 9.45ish,
took a cab, reached ballard estate, and started searching for Udyog Bhawan.
I succeeded , and I was in the office at 10.15ish. 
Clueless about what to do , I was sitting there, when one blessed soul asked me to sit inside.
The Office is pretty, the people prettier! ;)

So I sat and waited for some lady who is heading the interns, "Nayana Mohandas", till then there was this one senior of my college who I found, I was in no mood to talk , I was just observing the things around. but she was all , "talking talking" . HELPLESS I was! 
PEOPLE AROUND GET A 10 ON 10 for HOSPITALITY!

Finally, this very beauitful lady enters, the same one I mentioned whose heading the interns it looks!
Comes, tells us, about everything, from tea , coffee, lunch to the work.

Now, this is the litigation department, I wanted to go to the Corporate one , so I go to talk to their head,
whose this very petite , who looks like a WORKAHOLIC , I am just admiring the way she's dressed from HEAD TO TOE! 
SEXY SEXY SEXY! and then the way she talks, AH! AMAZING!
Sweet, Strict, HARDWORKING! and she survives on COFFEE, I so know the reason why she's so in shape ! ;)
She makes me meet two more people, and gives me research work!
I AM HAPPY!
WORK WORK WORK! :)
The Corporate Head, is "Divya Bahl", someone I admire now! 
YAYYYYYY! We share the same name she said, when I told her the name ! :)
Somehow I get a hang of everything, Surviving on cups of coffee, tea and coffee !
Day One is good, From Companies Act to Transfer of Property to Maharashtra Rental Act I like this place! :)
I have Deepika ma'am, who I am helping with the research, and like I said they get 10 on 10 For hospitality, she's GREAT too!

Day one is about to end!! 

Hope the coming weeks are AWESOME!

Divyaa ! :)
xx